Showing posts with label tough mudder gear. Show all posts
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Friday, April 20, 2012

Ohio / Michigan Tough Mudder Recap - Part 1

Get your coffee, take a bathroom break and get ready... this recap is waaaay too long. You'll need a Tough Mudder's endurance to get through this thing. Don't say I didn't warn you.


The Atwell Arsenal assembled at the Great Northern Mall before the sun was up. Our fearless leader Bob-o-licious volunteered the services of his SUV since it could fit the whole pack of crazy in one car. Sears was gracious enough to keep an eye on our cars while we were gone.
(The Atwell Arsenal – Steve, Bob, Erick, Tim, Dan, Justin)

Nerves tensed and stomachs churned as we drove the half-hour to the Ford plant where everyone would be parking. We joked to lighten the air, but anyone on the team who said they weren’t at least a little apprehensive of what the day might hold would be a liar. Would the weather hold? How cold would that water be? Would our legs last through those long miles?

The parking lot was abuzz as we gathered the last of our gear and made the hike to the shuttle bus. Rhianna and Chris Brown pumped from the speakers. Not the most traditional Tough Mudder music, but it worked in a pinch. As the bus neared the course, we craned our necks like excited school kids on a field trip. We could see glimpses of obstacles just through the woods. Black and orange flagging marked portions of the course that ran along the road. And then we arrived: Tough Mudder basecamp.
Registration was quick and painless thanks to arriving so early. We picked up our packets, pinned on numbers, and got the ceremonial forehead number inscribed from Sharpie wielding volunteers.

The Atwell Arsenal stretched and prepared. A big screen overhead showed G.I. Joe 2 trailer on a loop. Jicha took a couple of turns at the keg toss, trying to knock over wood cut outs of Fabio, Mini Me, and Keanu Reeves.

From the stage an MC both directed traffic, offered tips, and kept the atmosphere light. “It's now or never 8:00 wave. If you're not in the starting corral by now, you might as well get back on the shuttle bus and go home. Also, if you're walking around in a pair of those weird separated five-toe shoes please be aware that you are creeping the rest of us out. I don't know what was going on in your regular shoes that you had to separate everybody, but maybe you need to sort those issues out.”
(warming up)

We heard the national anthem being played at the starting line for the 8:00 wave and stood at attention. The MC remarked as the first wave of 600 took off, “Look at them go. Like a bunch of baby sea turtles. Most of them aren't going to make it.”




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Ohio / Michigan Tough Mudder Recap, Part 2

Finally after two more waves and two more national anthem recordings played, it was our turn to line up.

To even enter the starting corral you had to clear an 8 foot wall. Each member of the Atwell Arsenal leaped over with ease. Our confidence swelled. We milled among our fellow runners.

The hype man at the starting line responsible for getting everyone in the zone was absolutely astounding. The following is all paraphrasing, pieced together from memories clouded by adrenaline, electrolyte energy gels kicking in, and just a touch of fear. I highly recommend you sign up for your nearest/closest Tough Mudder race to get the full effect.

“Welcome to the Ohio Tough Mudder. Today we have a course designed to exploit your every weakness. To challenge your body and mind.”

The gathered mass hung on hype man’s words as he wandered to the middle of the start corral. “Bring it in close. People in the back crowd in. Now everybody bend your knees and sway.” We crowded in as he had us clapping, howling and shouting out words on command.
“If you've got a little something called 'Mental Grit', let me hear a hoo-rah.”
“HOO-RAH” six hundred voices answered in unison.

As Erick would later say “I could have dunked a basketball from the free-throw line after hearing him speak.”

“When I say TOUGH you say MUDDER. TOUGH”
“MUDDER”
“TOUGH”
“MUDDER”

“When I say TEAM you say PRIDE. TEAM”
“PRIDE”
“TEAM”
“PRIDE”

And as suddenly as hype man whipped us into that frenzy, he instructed us to take a knee. “Look around. These are your teammates today. Help them. Encourage them. They can't do this alone, and neither can you. Now stand up and say hello to the people around you.”

We did as commanded as he moved back towards the front. “Sarah,” he called to the side “Don't play it.” He turned back to us. “Now normally I save this until the last wave, but when I get a really great group I'll pull it out early. I'll start you off, but I want every last one of you to sing the Star Spangled Banner with me.”

“O-oh say” was barely out of his mouth before the 600 of us drowned him out. Our rendition would of made Whitney Houston proud.

Visibly pleased, hype man stood back at the front of the crowd at the base of a steep hillside and led us in the Tough Mudder pledge:











And with a long blow of the whistle, we were off.






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Ohio / Michigan Tough Mudder Recap, Part 3

We sprang up that first little hillside and got a face full of orange smoke for our trouble. Through the woods and a short distance to Obstacle #1: High Steppin' , a series of 4' high walls, probably 15 to 20 of them.
(High Steppin, from Tough Mudder event pics)

We hopped the hip walls one after another with little trouble. I found it was all about rhythm. Left side hop, two steps, right side hop, two steps, repeat. Clearing the obstacle we were off, through the woods and skirting a quarry toward one of the more ominous obstacles, Obstacle #2: The Arctic Enema.

The AE consists of a vat 15' long, 4' deep that's filled with ice water, dyed either bright pink, green, or blue depending on which vat you pick. In the middle there's a wood wall that forces you to get fully submerged in order to get by. Just to make sure you don't try to jump the wall, there's barbed wire overhead. The Arctic Enema is a poorly named obstacle because as soon as you hit that water your butt and everything else clench up so tight that nothing is getting in or out.
(The Atwell Arsenal emerging from Arctic Enema)

It was on Arctic Enema that we had our first casualty. Bob wore a pink beanie for the race with his wife Pam's initials written on it in honor of Pam kicking cancer's ass. We chose to jump in the pink water in her honor too. But when Bob came up for air, his hat had been swept off his head under the water. Numb hands swept through the water but came up empty. Survival instinct kept him moving forward and out of the icy tank.

We pressed on, one hat down but spirits still high, and turned to run along a road that cuts north and south through the heart of the quarries. A steady stream of golf carts, patrolling ambulances, and other race affiliated vehicles rolled in both directions. A swarm of girls dressed as bees passed us. But we caught up with them at Obstacle #3: Berlin Walls #1.

Nine foot high wood walls stood in our way. The bee girls needed some assistance in getting over the wall which Erick and I volunteered to provide. After that Jicha was the first over the wall and the rest of us followed without incidence. On the other side of the wall was... another wall. We repeated the same process from the first wall and were off again. Not far ahead came Obstacle #4: Fire Walker.
(Fire Walker – We’re in there somewhere)

This challenge was as much mental as physical. Hay bales to either side of a pair of paths smoked and smoldered giving only a few feet of visibility. The stretch through the fire was not especially long, but finding yourself amidst all that fire and smoke it was difficult not to subconsciously do a little panicking. How much further? My eyes burn. Did I get turned around? Where's my team? I can't breathe. We all kept our legs moving and came out unscathed on the other side. Next!

Obstacle #5: Bale Bonds. Possibly the most fun obstacle and certainly one of the easiest. Hay bale pyramids stacked two bales high. Bounce like a Mario brother or climb like Sly Stallone in Cliffhanger to the top and then back down. Similar to the Berlin Walls, once you were over one you had a second to contend with.
(Bale Bonds, from Tough Mudder pics)

It was around this point when the challenge really started. After another period of running through the woods and trails, we emerged to see one of the premier obstacles before us, Walk The Plank. But the path turned us from the tower, the course designers nefariously wanting to give you a glimpse of the challenge ahead before pulling you away. They'd repeat this game a few times.


The quest continues

Friday, April 13, 2012

1 Day to Go - Uniform Unveiling!

Ohio Tough Mudder Team Apparel
Brought to you by Customink.com and 2011 Fashion Star champion Mitch Clifton
Take to the quarries in style with your fully customized team jersey. High visibility names and numbers will help you keep teammates in site and let spectators to pick you out of a crowd. Made of a space-age Kevlar and Teflon blend, these shirts are designed to easily shed mud and be 100% bullet proof (disclaimer: actual results may vary). Your Atwell Arsenal team jersey will have you looking and feeling foxy from the top of the highest monkey bar to the depths of the deepest quarry.
Want to keep the team spirit going even after the Tough Mudder is done? Introducing the Atwell Arsenal casual line. Get down with your bad self as you limp from the parking lot into the bar. The shirts are black to create a slimming effect, sure to mask your post-race celebration weight gain. Use the long sleeves to wipe your mouth when you don’t have the hand strength left to grip a napkin.
Available for the first time in America, it is the Atwell Arsenal’s new line of club wear. Hit the night in style in this shirt that is sure to make you the bell of the ball. Logo printing available in sequenced or with new photoreactive inks that glow under a black light. See what the buzz in Milan and Paris has been all about. Limited release available new in Soho, Orange County, and Parma. Available nationwide this May.